Delhi election 2015 Super Special Msgs
esi bech DELHI election me EVM mechine me garbari ki khabar aye hai
Logo ka kahna hai Congress ke samne ki Button debate he machine me jor jor se hasne
ki aawaz aa aa rahe the.....

Suchna-
Gaari chalana aur Soundarya Darshan
ek saath naa kare
Devdarshan ki prapti ho sakti hai
Janhit me Jari

Valentine's day par agar Dil tute to batna dosto...
Mere paas 5 rupye ka Fevi Quick bekar pada hai, 3 rupye me de dunga..

shadiyo me 3 tarah ke naachane wale hote hai
1. To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
2. Dusre nagin special
3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya maata rani aaye hai

Aajkal ke Maa Baap school bus me Bacha ko bitha ke
Ese bye bye karte H jese padhe karne videsh bhej rahe ho
aur
ek hum log the jo roj laat khaa kar school jate the

Mai bhi valentine's day manuga
jin ladkiyo ne mughe mana kiya hai
uske maa baap ko phone karke uski "location" batauga........

Salman ke sapne me Hiran aur
Kajriwal ke sapne me Kiran
Dono ki neend uraye huwe hai

Janam aur Mrityu ishwar ke haath me H
Ensaan ke haath me to sirf
Smartphòne N Remòte hai »---»'Dó whatever yòu want to dò man'

Tujhe kya laga tu chhor ke chali jayegi to me maar jauga
Chal hatt....Ladki hai tu koi oxygen nahi

Girl - Mere papa ne shadi ke liye 1 condition rakha H
Boy - ?
Girl - Tumko Congress Party ka ticket lekar, election me jeetkar dikhana hoga
Boy - Accha bahan, Me chalta hu...

On Facebook Timeline
Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym..
Boy 2: Nice Dude...
.
On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp
Boy 2: Kaha h bhai..
Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu

ladka to taab shockkkk lagtaaaa HHH
jaab use pata chalta hai ki
uski hono wali bhavi ki koi choti bahan nahi hai
chhan se jo tuta koi sapna.....

WOW Smart Santa-
Madam : What came 1st Sun or Moon?
Santa - Obviosly Moon..
madam: How?
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

Jadatar ladko ka career to wahe khatam ho jata H
Jab aage ke bench par bethi cute ladki
peche mud kar killer smile ke sath pen/pencil maang leti H

Men will be Men.
.
Girls will be Aunties.

Jis Purus ne aaj ke samay me biwi, Nokari,
Karobaar aur smartphone ke beach me
Saamanjasya betha liya, wah Purus nahi Mahapurus kahlata hai

Jis din Main Subha Jaldi Uth Jata Hoon
ghar wale mujhe ese ghoor ke dekhte hai
jese kisi movie me hero ne entry ki ho...

Specially 4 shadi ke side effect se paresan pati ke liye - marriage jokes in hindi
kabhi aap bahut dukhi ho to apni shadi ka video
backward karke dekhye maja aa jayega
appki wife aap ke gale se haar uttaregi,
car me bethegi aur apne ghar laut jayegi
aur app ke friends dance karte karte apne ghar laut jayege

Rashtriya Maun - Manmohan Singh
Rashtriya Asuntust - Kejriwal/Mufflerman
Rashtriya Mitra - Narendra Modi
Rashtriya Baklol - Jitan Manjhi
Rashtriya Dhan - Kaladhan

kuch patniyo ne apne pati ko ye kahkar sandook se sweter nikal se mana kar diya
ki abhi sardi kaha suru hue hai jee, dekho kajriwal bhi bina muffler ke ghum raha hai

Akhilesh yadav ne Modi par nishana sadhate hue kaha ki
unhone bina poche mughe jharu lagane wala me
nominate kar diya hai mai jharu nahi lagaugaaaaaaaaa...........................political news jokes

Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks too...
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H

Jab ensan ke Paap Ka Ghaara bhar jata H
Tab uski Mrityu ho jati H
Aur jab purus ke Khushiyo ka Ghaara bhar jata H...